Squeaky Penis

Set Dressing, Props & Wardrobe

Scene 1:

Backstage at the Vanity  

  • Vanity Mirror

  • Smaller Magnified Mirror

  • Makeup supplies

    • (Most will be provided by set makeup artist​)

  • High Directors chair

  • Desk

  • Shelves

  • Random photos for mirror

Scene 2:

Judging the Penis

Set & Props

Wardrobe

  • Stage Manager

    • All Black​

    • Headset and walkie

    • Tool Belt

    • Clipboard

    • Stage Crew back of t-shirt

  • Makeup Artist

    • Whatever, she can bring options​

  • Henry (same as TED Talk)

    • Tacky bright collared shirt​

    • Dark dress pants/jeans

    • Belt

    • Black Dress Shoes

  • Long Table

  • Three Matching Chairs

  • Clear Pint Glasses

  • Fancy Pitcher

  • Blue Clipboards

    • My friend has a vinyl sticker printer and will print the GWR logos​

  • Tape measure

  • White felt gloves

  • Test tubes

  • Swabs

  • Food Coloring

  • Framed Guinness World Record Certificate

Set & Props

  • Judges

    • 3-button blazer​ dark blue

      • Grey trim on lapel​

      • Gold buttons

    • Teal/Gold and Teal ties

    • GWR patches

  • Henry

    • Robe... that's it

Wardrobe

Scene 3:

TEDx Talk

Set & Props

  • TEDx Letters

  • Circular Red Carpet

  • Britney Spears flesh colored microphone

  • Clicker with red and green button

  • Floor monitors (with time)

  • Stool with water bottle

  • Notebooks

  • Pens

Scene 4:

Classroom Lecture

Set & Props

  • GWR Framed Certificate

  • Notebooks

  • Pens & Pencils

  • Apple

  • Chalk

  • Possibly fake chalkboards

Wardrobe

  • Cardigan

  • Patterned Collared Shirt

  • Corduroys

  • Belt

  • Dad Shoes

  • Thin Rimmed Glasses

Scene 5:

Book Signing

Set & Props

  • Book Jackets (Will be reaching out to graphic designer friends about designs)

  • Books of the same size

  • Posters

  • Eisels

  • Table

  • Table cloth

  • Pitcher

  • Glass

Scene 6:

Limo

Set & Props

  • Champagne

Wardrobe

  • All white

  • Gold chain

  • Other gold accessories 

Scene 6:

Limo

Set & Props

Wardrobe

  • Kelp

  • Goggles

  • Speedo (Roommates have one)

  • Hot Dog Costume (rigid not flimsy)

  • Beaver Costume

  • Beaver sleeves (Wizard sleeves made out of furry brown material)